Greet God!
I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your space shuttle in the television.
In colour. And so cam me the idea to make holidays in the worldroom.Without my crazy wife.
I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock-grandfather.I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me.She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She saysI am a Schlapp - tail. She wants that I become Buergermaster. But I want not to beBuergermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah.And so I want make holidays on then moon. Without my bad half. But I take mydog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl.
So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window place.I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle free. And no standing-place please.And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Schrot-Gun. She wouldmake a sieve from my ass.
I need much comfort. A nice double room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through my far-glasses and see my wife working on thepotatoe field. And I and my dog louhg us a branch (haehaehae). We will kringel ourself loughing(hoehoehoe) !
Is was loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines every day.This is very good fuer my frost-boils. I need not much. A good bread time, a good Haxnand a Mass beer.
Have they chew-tobacco on the moon? If not, I bring it with. Is in the rocket place for mydrive wheel?
Tell the man of the moon that I come. I hope he has no wife. We can make outflightswith my drive wheel. We can make crater-wandering. I bring him the Bavarian national hymnbei. We can make tobacco chewing. We can drink a lot of hopblossom-tea. I hope he is noPreiss !!! We can spuck around the bed. We can make finger-hooking. I bring the Bavarian flagwith and we can dance shoeplattler around it.
Have they flies on the moon? If yes, I bring my weather-frog with. De will get fat like a otter.I want make 5 weeks holidays. When you have a new rocket after 5 weeks, I wait for the nextrainbow and drive with my Radl.
Please make a good price - under good friends. I cannot pay so peppered prices, because mypocket money is not so much; send your answer to my neighbour Wastl Hintermoser. I have thehonour.
P.S. Dont fly when is full-moon. My dog, this Pig-Bazi, becomes always epileptic and makes somuch noise.
I write you, because you must help me. I have seen your space shuttle in the television.
In colour. And so cam me the idea to make holidays in the worldroom.Without my crazy wife.
I am the Kraxlhuber. The King of Bavaria was my clock-clock-grandfather.I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me.She has a shrill voice like a circle saw. She lets no good hair at me. She saysI am a Schlapp - tail. She wants that I become Buergermaster. But I want not to beBuergermaster. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah.And so I want make holidays on then moon. Without my bad half. But I take mydog with me. He is a boxer. His name is Wurstl.
So I want book a flight in your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a window place.I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle free. And no standing-place please.And please do not tell my wife that I want go alone. She has a big Schrot-Gun. She wouldmake a sieve from my ass.
I need much comfort. A nice double room with bath and kloo and heating. And windows with look to the earth. So I can look through my far-glasses and see my wife working on thepotatoe field. And I and my dog louhg us a branch (haehaehae). We will kringel ourself loughing(hoehoehoe) !
Is was loose on the moon? I need worm weather and I hope the sun shines every day.This is very good fuer my frost-boils. I need not much. A good bread time, a good Haxnand a Mass beer.
Have they chew-tobacco on the moon? If not, I bring it with. Is in the rocket place for mydrive wheel?
Tell the man of the moon that I come. I hope he has no wife. We can make outflightswith my drive wheel. We can make crater-wandering. I bring him the Bavarian national hymnbei. We can make tobacco chewing. We can drink a lot of hopblossom-tea. I hope he is noPreiss !!! We can spuck around the bed. We can make finger-hooking. I bring the Bavarian flagwith and we can dance shoeplattler around it.
Have they flies on the moon? If yes, I bring my weather-frog with. De will get fat like a otter.I want make 5 weeks holidays. When you have a new rocket after 5 weeks, I wait for the nextrainbow and drive with my Radl.
Please make a good price - under good friends. I cannot pay so peppered prices, because mypocket money is not so much; send your answer to my neighbour Wastl Hintermoser. I have thehonour.
Your Alois Kraxlhuber
P.S. Dont fly when is full-moon. My dog, this Pig-Bazi, becomes always epileptic and makes somuch noise.
:o_linie3:
Jede Reise hat zwei Höhepunkte:
den einen, wenn man hinausfährt,
erlebnishungrig und voller Erwartung -
und den anderen, wenn man heimkehrt, gesättigt von den Eindrücken
und in Vorfreude auf das eigene Zuhause.
(Heinrich Spoerl, Auszug aus "Die Hochzeitsreise)
den einen, wenn man hinausfährt,
erlebnishungrig und voller Erwartung -
und den anderen, wenn man heimkehrt, gesättigt von den Eindrücken
und in Vorfreude auf das eigene Zuhause.
(Heinrich Spoerl, Auszug aus "Die Hochzeitsreise)
